Five Nights at Freddy’s w/ Ify
Boss: We leave the animatronics on at night to let them roam.
Note left on Bosses: I turned them sumbitches right back off, the fuck you thinkin’? Also, called the electric company, they’ll be over shortly to deal with your power issue.
"How about we make sure the robots are turned off to save power for the security system?"
"Good work dumbass, now the robots’ joints are locked up. You’re fired and we’re going to sue your shirt and your organs off."
29 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 194 notes
JOINTS IN MOTION
As said by IFL science
Cameron Drake of San Francisco has created a collection of magnificent images showing joints in motion. He was aided by orthopedic physician Dr. Noah Weiss and the finished product is completely amazing. If you’d like to know more about the project, please check out Drake’s blog.
28 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 28,278 notes
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
28 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 381,790 notes
Star Wars: Force for Change - An Update from JJ Abrams
I hadn’t even finished watching the canopy open fully in the first gif before I remembered that my Star Wars is dead, and my excitement at seeing an X-Wing died with it.
George Lucas, what did you do to my fandom?
Wait, hang on, don’t x-wings have quadruple engines? I’d say it’s a Z-95 but it clearly has quad guns…
25 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 588 notes
A year and a day ago…
… something happened. But it’s not so simple.
Three years, two months and two weeks ago, I begun to write. It was a strange thing, a curious thing, a twisted fairy tale with the roles shuffled around. It was just an idea, but I begun to write. And in time, the thing grew, transcending its purpose and becoming something… strange. Something I’ve treasured as a pet idea I might, one day, do something with.
A year, and three weeks ago, I had an idea. It was a silly idea, a cosplay idea. An idea to dress up and tell stories. It was a doomed idea. It wouldn’t happen. I could never pull it off. Not me. Not in this language. I’d never have the props. Or the words. Or the audience. But the idea stuck with me. It grew. I found the part I liked most.
A year and two weeks ago, I begun to write. It was a silly idea. It was a stupid idea. It was my idea, and I wrote it. I showed it to one or two friends who I trusted. Who I thought would like it. They did. That was the reason I needed. I wrote on. And I had an idea. Another stupid, silly idea. Why stop there.
A year and a day ago, I started the Deck of Half-Truths. A collection of short stories — not even that, snippets, told through describing an image. A strange, silly idea, but I liked it. A few delicious people liked it. So I kept at it. And it’s been a year and a day. It’s been a hundred and fifty-eight cards. Sometime late, sometime crappy, but regular.
It’s… well, it’s something. And I think I’ll keep at it. So to those who helped, those who inspired, those who follow, thank you. Hope you enjoy your stay.
And if you haven’t seen it before, well… perhaps…
Would you draw a card?
22 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 3 notes ⁄⁄⁄ #personal #deck of half-truths #writing #fantasy
One that maintains a conversation record.
(Source: damianshadow, via astin-the-silent)
22 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 318,377 notes
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
On a more serious note, that’s when you have a “mom” and a “ma”. Or a “dad” and a “pa”.
21 August 2014 ⁄⁄⁄ 268,299 notes